Will Dogs’ Beloved Hurling Games Ever Make It to the Olympics?

CuPooch
6 min readAug 4, 2024

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In today’s digital age, where personalised experiences drive engagement, 85% of people crave content they find relatable and engaging. Let’s explore how personalised the Olympic Games should be to resonate with global audiences.

The Curious Case of Pétanque’s Olympic Exclusion

Have you seen the comedy movie The World Petanque Tour — Les Invincibles (2013)? Starring the legendary Gérard Depardieu, this film is set in the picturesque backdrop of sunny France. The story revolves around Momo, who dreams of becoming a pétanque champion and pursues this ambition when an international tournament is announced.

Despite its humorous narrative, the film poses an important question: Why hasn’t pétanque been included in the Olympic Games?

Pétanque, cherished across France and Southern Europe, boasts a rich history and wide popularity. Despite this, it faces challenges in being recognized as an Olympic sport. With over a century of history, national and international tournaments, and thousands of playfields throughout Europe, pétanque seems like a perfect fit for the Olympics. Yet, despite efforts from international boules organizations since 1985, it remains absent from the Summer Olympics, even as the 2024 Games are set to be held in France.

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) evaluates sports based on uniqueness and cultural significance. Pétanque, with its unique gameplay and cultural roots, certainly fits this criterion. Even in Climate Zone 6, where winters dominate half the year, enthusiasts like me find joy playing pétanque on sandy strips after summer BBQs with family.

For a sport to become Olympic, it must demonstrate historical significance and global appeal. Advocacy for pétanque, along with increased diversity in the Games, could pave the way for its inclusion in the future. The 2024 Olympics in Paris presented a missed opportunity to highlight French cultural heritage by including pétanque, a sport that epitomizes diversity and inclusivity.

A True Revolution in the Olympic Games

The French have revolutionised the Olympic Games’ opening ceremony by moving the event from the traditional stadium to the vibrant streets and scenic Seine River of Paris. While this shift highlights inclusivity and celebrates diverse cultures, it missed the chance to spotlight pétanque’s historical significance.

This is just one instance of how the Olympic Games can be slow and rigid in adapting to new cultural narratives. Although they have adjusted rules over time, introducing new, relatable sports could further unite people globally.

Dogs and the Olympics: A New Chapter?

Raise your hand if you own a dog. Look around — millions worldwide share this joy! Incorporating a dog sport into the Olympics could unite people and nations, making the Games even more relatable and enjoyable.

The challenge is selecting the right game. It should be suitable for all dog breeds, regardless of size, and challenging enough to engage them. The answer? CuBeans.

Introducing CuBeans from CuPooch: A Game for All Dogs

CuBeans is a novel concept for an Olympic dog sport. While you may not have heard of it, this is your chance to get involved from the ground up. We invite you to explore the rules of CuBeans on our website and share your valuable feedback. You and your dog could be part of a historic movement, joining millions of dogs praying to their Greek deity, Hecate, for Olympic inclusion. Even if it takes a century, the journey is worth it.

Questions to Consider for CuBeans:

  • Scoring System: Should scoring be based on speed, accuracy, or both? Could creative fetch techniques earn bonus points for teamwork between dog and owner?
  • Safety Measures: What precautions are necessary to ensure the safety of our canine players? Consider protective gear, appropriate field surfaces, and hydration stations.
  • Gameplay: What are the fundamental rules of CuBeans? How is the game structured, and what strategies could players employ? Picture the excitement of dogs of all breeds competing in this new sport.
  • Inclusivity: CuBeans is designed for all dog breeds. Its adaptability and straightforward rules allow dogs of various sizes and abilities to participate, celebrating agility and companionship.

Explore the game further through these links:

CuHurl double ball thrower for dogs (all size and breeds) by @CuPooch #CuHurl #CuPooch

Mythology and the Spirit of CuBeans

Mythology offers a fascinating backdrop for exploring dogs in sports. Hecate, the ancient Greek canine deity, symbolizes the deep spiritual connection between humans and dogs. As a guardian and protector, Hecate embodies the loyalty and guidance dogs provide daily.

In Irish mythology, Cúchulainn is a legendary warrior associated with hurling. His incredible feats in the game continue to inspire, linking the past with the present and highlighting the enduring bond between humans and dogs through sports.

Introducing Hurling for Dogs

Imagine a sport where dogs showcase their agility and fetching prowess, inspired by traditional hurling. This unique twist could justify hosting the Olympic Games in Ireland. Let’s explore what a hurling game for dogs might involve.

The Essential Components of Dog Hurling

A sturdy ash wood handle is essential — non-negotiable for its sustainability and durability. This material is environmentally friendly, offering a classic style with customization options. The handle pays homage to hurling’s Irish heritage while providing a practical, durable grip for dog owners.

Mastering the CuHurl: A New Fetch Experience

The CuHurl merges innovation and tradition, offering dog owners a unique way to play fetch. With its ability to hold and throw two balls simultaneously, the CuHurl challenges players to develop new techniques and strategies. Will you alternate throws to keep your dog guessing, or manage both balls at once for a dynamic fetch experience?

The CuHurl’s practicality is enhanced by its foldability and adjustability, allowing you to tailor throws to different distances and environments. Whether you’re at the park, beach, or backyard, the CuHurl adapts to your needs, making every game of fetch enjoyable.

The Versatile CuHurl

A versatile hurling tool for dogs would include a basque pelota-like head, flexible and adjustable to accommodate various balls. Imagine a device that holds tennis balls, sliotars, cricket balls, baseballs, and leather balls. Could there be other ball types suitable for this game?

For an added challenge, the thrower could fit two balls simultaneously, allowing two dogs to compete. With an adjustable base head, the thrower enables varying techniques and distances, enhancing precision and difficulty. This concept could ignite your imagination, prompting you to envision your own version of dog sports equipment for the Olympics.

CuHurl: A Revolutionary Dog Ball Thrower

If intrigued by hurling for dogs, try the CuHurl — our revolutionary dog ball thrower. This innovative product combines tradition with modern design, featuring a wooden ash handle and a hurling cesta ‘basket’ that pays homage to Irish heritage. It includes a CuBall and can hold two balls within the basket, perfect for playing fetch with two dogs at once. Designed for family fun, the CuHurl elevates the fetch game, suitable for all ages.

The CuHurl’s practicality is unmatched. It folds down to secure the ball when walking and can be angled to throw at different distances. Whether at the park or backyard, the CuHurl ensures every fetch game is memorable.

Lifetime Guarantee

We offer a lifetime guarantee because we want you to enjoy your CuHurl for years to come. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail using the highest quality materials, this ball thrower withstands the test of time while providing endless enjoyment for you and your canine companion. The durable wooden ash handle offers a comfortable grip, allowing you to effortlessly hurl the ball with precision and accuracy.

Building Towards an Olympic Dream

Envisioning hurling for dogs as an Olympic sport may seem ambitious, but every great achievement starts with a single step. Test the CuHurl, develop rules for CuBeans, and play countless games at beaches and parks. By recording Olympic-like results, we can present our case to the Olympic committee.

Revolutionary changes don’t require you to be French; we simply need our dogs on board to enjoy playing CuBeans. Together, we can push the boundaries of tradition and open a new chapter in sports, where dogs and their beloved games take center stage globally.

Let’s embark on this journey together, paving the way for a new era where man’s best friends are recognized for their talents and contributions to the sports we cherish. Dogs might be our best hope for elevating beloved national games to new heights.

One day, we may even see a Netflix movie about The World CuBeen Dog’s Tour.

Join the CuBeans Movement

CuBeans has the potential to unite people and celebrate our furry companions globally. We invite you to be part of this exciting movement, where dogs and humans create a new chapter in sports history. Share your enthusiasm for CuBeans and the CuHurl with fellow dog lovers, envisioning a future where our beloved pets take center stage in sports.

Join us on this journey, championing dogs’ inclusion in the Olympic Games and celebrating the timeless bond we share with our canine friends.

For more information visit www.cupooch.com

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